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I don't know if the good old days were better; but if I wait long enough, these will be the good old days.

Make your halloween that much more fun

I identify with the White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland". He scurried around yelling, "I'm late, I'm late - for a very important date". I hurry instead of scurry and every day on the calendar is an important date for me.

Why do people act silly when a video camera is pointing at them. Do they know why?

To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport?

We who are electronically challenged need an outlet to express frustration. Lord knows we have to stay away from electric outlets.

Think not what technology can do for you; think what it can do for your plants

Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers

What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.

Although women don't play professional football or hit a golf ball as far or hit a tennis ball as hard as men do, I'm not sure women are the weaker sex.

As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales.

Some say Pris is for lovers. If it is, Provence is for lovers of food and wine and no bathroom scales.

People go out for brunch for different reasons. For some it's a holiday celebration. For others it's a social occasion. For me it's - laziness.

During different times in my life I've experienced different inspirational motivations. Now I'm wondering if my alarm clock qualifies as inspirational motivation.

New paper-shredding invention hams it up

Who knew chocolate cookies and milk is good news/bad news? Who knew I shouldn't have given away the seashell, wind chimes from Cousin Walter?

Wouldn't it be nice if teenagers listened to talk radio. Then I could say, "Turn that damn thing up so I can hear myself think".

The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit.

Some of the world's greatest innovators are people you've never heard of. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell (the telephone), Edward Jenner (vaccination) and the like. But there are a whole host of less obvious inventions that probably never even entered your invention radar - if you have such a thing.

I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science

Coffee's good for you, then it isn't. Eggs are good for you, then they're not. Eating their words can't be good for nutritionists.

Mother Earth is taken for granted. I?ve never sent her a card on Mother?s Day. Have you?

If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition?

A hula hoop is a combination of the hula movement and a hoop. Is that an original idea? Maybe God had the only original idea.

"Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they?

Do people who try to save the world also save string?

Unfortunately, litter isn?t just outside. There?s litter inside our homes. When you?re not looking, casual living can turn into chaos.

An interesting look at physiognomy - The 500 year old theory of judging people based on how far appart their eyes are. Physiognomy is then applied to the hit tv show, The Apprentice, to judge who really should have won.

If you like to look at flashy cars come to LA, but drive carefully. One of the explanations for the amount of car accidents in LA is that people are looking at all the flashy cars instead of looking where they?re driving.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school.